Blind Beaver - Coaster

Observability "guru" with a Grafana dashboard for every metric, except the one that matters.

They have 12 panels with CPU usage trends, but miss the fact that the app has been down for an hour.

Ideal for the engineer who confuses visibility with vision. Wear it ironically. Or don't. They won’t notice anyway.

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• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

The displayed price is for a single item.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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