Blind Beaver - Mug

Observability "guru" with a Grafana dashboard for every metric, except the one that matters.

They have 12 panels with CPU usage trends, but miss the fact that the app has been down for an hour.

Ideal for the engineer who confuses visibility with vision. Wear it ironically. Or don't. They won’t notice anyway.

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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Freeldom ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at matthieu@freeldom.com.