TechDebt Beaver - Coaster

Full-time guardian of a legacy system no one dares to refactor.

The TechDebt beavers don’t write code, they whisper to ancient services running in a forgotten corner of prod. Only they know which YAML file keeps the system alive.
Touch nothing. Ask no questions. Pray they never go on vacation.

Wear it to remind others you can't get fired.

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• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

The displayed price is for a single item.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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